Player

Powerball

League Player 1v1 Approved
145–157
League 2v2
39–45
League 1v1
232–239
All games

Bio

They call me "the master of disaster". Mostly because I have mastered disaster. FRIENDSMAS 2009 CHAMPS WITH LITTLE LOTTO Season 1 Runner Up

Season GP W L Rec +/- Pts Tops Drops Pts +/- Pts/G Tops/G Drops/G +/- /G Avg Rtg Uncapped
Season 1 54 24 30 -6 247 41 213.5 +33.5 4.57 0.76 3.95 +0.62 73.1 460
Season 2 52 23 29 -6 211 34 234 -23 4.06 0.65 4.50 -0.44 54.9 -665
Season 3 91 44 47 -3 377 59 381.5 -4.5 4.14 0.65 4.19 -0.05 65.4 -500
Season 4 67 37 30 +7 314 81 260.5 +53.5 4.69 1.21 3.89 +0.80 83.2 1525
Season 5 38 17 21 -4 170 28 146.5 +23.5 4.47 0.74 3.86 +0.62 75.8 320
Career 302 145 157 -12 1319 243 1236 +83 4.37 0.80 4.09 +0.27 70.2 1140
What do these columns mean?
Rec +/-
Wins minus losses. Standings are ranked by this, then by Pts +/-.
Pts
Points scored (every topper is also a point).
Tops
Toppers: throws that hit the top of an opponent's can (or land in their cup).
Drops
Catchable throws the player failed to catch. A shared drop counts as 0.5.
Pts +/-
Points minus drops.
Avg Rtg
Average Beer Die rating per game. 2v2: 64.15 + 15×points + 25×toppers − 20×drops; 1v1: 64.15 + 9.25×points + 12.25×toppers − 10×drops; capped between 0 and a perfect 158.3.
Uncapped
The rating formula applied to the player's combined totals, without the 64.15 base or the cap.

Playoff Stats

Playoff ratings use the 1v1 formula.

Season GP W L Rec +/- Pts Tops Drops Pts +/- Pts/G Tops/G Drops/G +/- /G Avg Rtg Uncapped
Playoffs 1 22 12 10 +2 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 64.2 0
Playoffs 2 4 0 4 -4 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 64.2 0
Playoffs 3 6 2 4 -2 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 64.2 0
Playoffs 4 2 0 2 -2 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 64.2 0
Playoff career 34 14 20 -6 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 64.2 0

Head to Head

League 2v2 records with and against each league player · All seasons

Player 2v2 Record With 2v2 Record Against
The Iron Curtain 28–34 78–96
Berlin Wall 32–41 67–67
Hollywood 44–23 43–66
Limbs 8–7 16–19
Spin Doctor 5–24 40–21
Little Lotto 12–8 12–18
Motorcycle 4–3 2–8
Lil Mahar 4–2 8–3
The Sheriff 0–5 6–3
Dreamcatcher 0–0 1–0
G Man 0–0 0–0
Ace 12–11 23–12
Chapter 9 0–0 2–3

1v1 Head to Head

League 1v1 records against each 1v1-approved player · All seasons

Player 1v1 Record Against
The Iron Curtain 18–30
Berlin Wall 12–15
Hollywood 3–4
Limbs 15–10
Little Lotto 1–4

Events

The 5 most recent of 69 events. Every game at an event counts, league or not.

Event Finish GP Record Pts Tops Drops Pts +/- Avg Rtg
Fantasy Draft 2026
Aug 29, 2026
2nd of 6
5 3–2 21 2 18.5 +2.5 63.2
Christmas 2025
Dec 19, 2025
3rd of 4
2 1–1 10 1 8.5 +1.5 66.7
Kishura 2025
Jul 8, 2025
3rd of 5
10 4–6 44 4 39.5 +4.5 61.2
Iwaniec 40th
May 25, 2024
6th of 6
3 0–3 9 0 15.5 -6.5 36.1
Kish 40th
May 2, 2024
2nd of 5
2 1–1 9 0 7.5 +1.5 56.7

Game Log

471 games, most recent first

Scoreboard view
Date W/L Game Pts Tops Drops Rating Team Score Opponents
May 21, 2011 W Season 3 Iwaniec's Extended EditionStandard Cans
Pre Boundary
5 1 1 144.15 HollywoodPowerball 10–2 Little LottoThe Iron Curtain
May 21, 2011 L Season 3 Iwaniec's Extended EditionStandard Cans
Pre Boundary
5 0 2.5 89.15 The Iron CurtainPowerball 7–10 Little LottoHollywood
May 13, 2011 L Exhibition Handy PanelStandard Cans
Holy Shit O Dubs played BD
5 0 0 139.15 PowerballBurner 7–10 MotorcycleMega Millions
May 7, 2011 W Season 3 Handy PanelStandard Cans
Dubs Bday
4 0 4.5 34.15 PowerballLittle Lotto 10–7 The Iron CurtainSpin Doctor
May 7, 2011 L Season 3 Handy PanelStandard Cans
Dubs Bday
1 0 0 79.15 PowerballSpin Doctor 2–10 Little LottoThe Iron Curtain
May 7, 2011 W Season 3 Handy PanelStandard Cans
Dubs Bday
4 0 2.5 74.15 The Iron CurtainPowerball 10–5 Little LottoSpin Doctor
Apr 27, 2011 W Exhibition Standard Cans 5 1 1 144.15 HollywoodPowerball 10–4 The Iron CurtainAce
Apr 9, 2011 W Season 3 Standard Cans
Sleep inn Florida
6 1 2 139.15 PowerballSpin Doctor 10–4 Berlin WallHollywood
Apr 9, 2011 L Season 3 Standard Cans
Sleep inn Florida
8 1 3.5 139.15 PowerballSpin Doctor 13–15 The Iron CurtainBerlin Wall
Mar 25, 2011 L Playoffs 2 Handy PanelStandard Cans 8 1 7 80.4 Powerball 8–10 The Iron Curtain
Mar 25, 2011 L Playoffs 2 Handy PanelStandard Cans 7 1 9 51.15 Powerball 7–10 The Iron Curtain
Jan 8, 2011 L Season 3 Iwaniec's Extended EditionStandard Cans
New Beers
4 2 1 154.15 The Iron CurtainPowerball 9–11 Berlin WallHollywood
Jan 8, 2011 W Season 3 Iwaniec's Extended EditionStandard Cans
New Beers
5 1 2 124.15 PowerballHollywood 10–4 The Iron CurtainBerlin Wall
Jan 8, 2011 W Season 3 Iwaniec's Extended EditionStandard Cans
New Beers
5 1 2 124.15 HollywoodPowerball 13–11 The Iron CurtainBerlin Wall
Jan 8, 2011 W Season 3 Iwaniec's Extended EditionStandard Cans
New Beers
3 1 1 114.15 PowerballBerlin Wall 10–8 The Iron CurtainSpin Doctor
Jan 8, 2011 W Season 3 Iwaniec's Extended EditionStandard Cans
New Beers
1 0 0.5 69.15 PowerballBerlin Wall 10–5 HollywoodSpin Doctor
Dec 30, 2010 W Season 3 Handy PanelStandard Cans
Steak and chops
5 0 2.5 89.15 PowerballSpin Doctor 10–7 Berlin WallHollywood
Dec 30, 2010 W Season 3 Handy PanelStandard Cans
Steak and chops
3 1 0.5 124.15 Berlin WallPowerball 10–2 HollywoodSpin Doctor
Dec 23, 2010 L Season 3 Handy PanelStandard Cans
Kishmas Basement
5 0 1 119.15 The Iron CurtainPowerball 5–10 HollywoodMotorcycle
Dec 23, 2010 L Season 3 Handy PanelStandard Cans
Kishmas Basement
4 0 2 84.15 Berlin WallPowerball 6–10 HollywoodThe Iron Curtain
Dec 23, 2010 W Season 3 Handy PanelStandard Cans
Kishmas Basement
5 0 0 139.15 HollywoodPowerball 10–2 The Iron CurtainSpin Doctor
Dec 23, 2010 L Season 3 Handy PanelStandard Cans
Kishmas Basement
7 2 2 158.3 PowerballSpin Doctor 7–10 Berlin WallMotorcycle
Dec 18, 2010 W Exhibition Iwaniec's Extended EditionStandard Cans 6 3 5.5 119.15 Toad in the HolePowerball 11–9 The Iron CurtainElectric Slide
Dec 18, 2010 L Exhibition Iwaniec's Extended EditionStandard Cans 5 0 6 19.15 PowerballGENE PARMESAN 7–10 The Iron CurtainToad in the Hole
Dec 18, 2010 L Playoffs 2 Iwaniec's Extended EditionStandard Cans 11 1 11 68.15 Powerball 11–13 The Iron Curtain
Dec 10, 2010 L Playoffs 2 Iwaniec's Extended EditionStandard Cans 4 0 9 11.15 Powerball 4–10 The Iron Curtain
Nov 13, 2010 L Season 2 Handy PanelStandard Cans
Champaign Tailgate
4 0 6.5 0 The Iron CurtainPowerball 8–10 Berlin WallMotorcycle
Nov 13, 2010 L Season 2 Handy PanelStandard Cans
Champaign Tailgate
5 0 3 79.15 MotorcyclePowerball 6–10 Berlin WallThe Iron Curtain
Nov 13, 2010 W Season 2 Handy PanelStandard Cans
Champaign Tailgate
7 1 6.5 64.15 Berlin WallPowerball 16–14 The Iron CurtainMotorcycle
Nov 13, 2010 L Season 2 Handy PanelStandard Cans
Champaign Tailgate
6 0 4.5 64.15 PowerballMotorcycle 10–12 The Iron CurtainHollywood
Oct 16, 2010 W Season 2 Handy PanelStandard Cans
Beer Die....its been a while
5 1 3 104.15 PowerballHollywood 10–8 Berlin WallLimbs
Oct 16, 2010 W Season 2 Handy PanelStandard Cans
Beer Die....its been a while
8 1 3 149.15 PowerballHollywood 10–8 Berlin WallLimbs
Oct 16, 2010 W Season 2 Handy PanelStandard Cans
Beer Die....its been a while
4 0 3 64.15 PowerballHollywood 10–8 Berlin WallSpin Doctor
Oct 10, 2010 W Season 2 Iwaniec's Extended EditionStandard Cans 4 0 2.5 74.15 The Iron CurtainPowerball 12–10 Spin DoctorBerlin Wall
Sep 12, 2010 L Playoffs 1 Handy PanelStandard Cans 4 1 6 53.4 Powerball 4–10 Hollywood
Sep 5, 2010 L Playoffs 1 Handy PanelStandard Cans 2 0 6 22.65 Powerball 2–10 Hollywood
Sep 5, 2010 L Playoffs 1 Handy PanelStandard Cans 5 0 5 60.4 Powerball 5–10 Hollywood
Sep 5, 2010 L Playoffs 1 Handy PanelStandard Cans 8 0 8 58.15 Powerball 8–10 Hollywood
Aug 28, 2010 W Playoffs 1 Handy PanelStandard Cans
Bears Preseason
12 1 10 87.4 Powerball 12–10 Hollywood
Aug 28, 2010 L Season 2 Handy PanelStandard Cans
Bears Preseason
4 0 6 4.15 PowerballHollywood 7–10 The Iron CurtainLittle Lotto